Three Lessons In Firesurfing

One part in this that when I read it make me sick. Karla's work of art, are used tampons. Gross, but it gets grosser. She has hundreds of them in boxes. She arranges them one a table to make them look like a flower. Gross, but it gets grosser. People send there used tampons to her. Her sister and her undergrad friends. Now the story really did say how many people are sending her tampons, or how they were sending them. If they did tell me I would have puked. Ah..gross.

Fireworks

Adam has to be the best character is this whole story. Bands playing, fireworks going off, kids screaming, jumping off the roof, and doing drugs. Every one is having a good time. The cops show up and every one is freakin' out. Adam yells out "Blow me cops" and runs into the house to hide. It would have to take a lot of guts to tell a cop to "blow me", but you look like the biggest wimp when you run and hide in the house. That day for those kids went from good to bad real quick.

Wedding Factory

This Story has to be true or taken from true events. Twice I have been invited to a wedding reception, were there was two reception going on that day. My family and me (Total of six) were at the wrong reception for half an hour. At my sisters wedding, there had to have been 100 people there that were family that i have never seen before. Something like this must happen all the time. Also people really like to drink at weddings. Three people at my sister wedding go drunk and climbed on the roof of the building. I love weddings.

I live In A Jungle

The Ausgustus Mackinnon Story

This story is about furniture movers/artist. They way they arrange a room with furniture is art to them. To of the characters in this story fight and one gets killed over a stupid light Fixture. I feel that this is all very real, the it to much about the theory on how the furniture has to be arranged to be fake. Over all if you like furniture and art I would watch T.V. instead of reading this story.

A Day In The Life Of A Loser.

I really like this observation paper. As you read it you can see everything happen right in front of you. Plus I really can't say thing bad about this paper because my English teacher wrote it. This paper must have be written about 2 or 3 years ago because the McDonald's employee asked "Do you want me to super size that for ya?". McDonald's stop super sizing after the documentary "Super Size Me" came out in 2004.

GunDown

GunDown

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Chapter 13. Get Anyone to Take Immedite Action in Any Situation

After reading this TV sucked. Every thing this chapter talked about, every commercial had apart of it in it.
1. Limit Options.
Nothing on TV said anything about Limited Options, only that they have a million options for there shit product.
2. Give A Deadline.
Call and order now while there still in stock. Bullshit, everybody knows you only put a limit on your product so stupid people buy them.
3. Use the Law of Inerita.
I only saw one commercial that and anything to do with this, is about a restaurant by the Toledo Zoo.
4.Expectation.
I read this part but didn't understand what is was talking about.
5. Processing Information.
E.T. Entertainment Tonight, I guess because they told me I'm should feel sad over the death on Anne Nicole smith. I'm happy, no more of the diet pill commercial were she has 1 line that she said 12 times.
6. Additional Incentive.
The best thing i can think of is the Girls Gone Wild commercial were you not only get the Marti Gras and Spring Break video, but the new one with the chicks in space (not making that up).

Nautical Nonsense.

I wish i knew were the tile came from. There's nothing about boats, the oceans, or lakes. The only thing that comes close is Sponge Bob, and he's only mention once in this story. I didn't understand the relationship between the Wal-Mart Cashier and the Customer. At first I thought the Customer was some crazy jerk that got off on shocking other people by what he said. Its not until the very end do you understand the two characters and there relationship.

The Life and Works of Alponse Kauders.

After reading the first page, I though it was going to be a boring piece of shit. As I read on, this story only got better and better. You had to take notes of what was said, because a couple lines down they would use the same idea again. One being about how Alphonse hated horse, later down the page it said Alphonse hated people almost as much as horses.
I was hoping that Alphonse was a real person, but as you read on the story only become so crazy that you know he's not real. The number 7 is in this story about 100 times. I wish he was real I'd like to meet him.

Lost In the Bush.

When reading "Lost In the Bush" i often felt lost. I did not understand the relationship between the narrator and Rusty. In the beginning he talks about meeting Rusty at the Outback Steakhouse, but throughout the whole story Rusty calls the narrator "Cousin".
My favorite part of the whole story deal with the narrators logic about McDonald's and child molesters.
Premise 1. McDonald's serves all their customers proudly.
Premise 2. Child molesters are customers at McDonald's.
Conclusion: Therefore McDonald's proudly serves child molesters.