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Chapter 13. Get Anyone to Take Immedite Action in Any Situation

After reading this TV sucked. Every thing this chapter talked about, every commercial had apart of it in it.
1. Limit Options.
Nothing on TV said anything about Limited Options, only that they have a million options for there shit product.
2. Give A Deadline.
Call and order now while there still in stock. Bullshit, everybody knows you only put a limit on your product so stupid people buy them.
3. Use the Law of Inerita.
I only saw one commercial that and anything to do with this, is about a restaurant by the Toledo Zoo.
4.Expectation.
I read this part but didn't understand what is was talking about.
5. Processing Information.
E.T. Entertainment Tonight, I guess because they told me I'm should feel sad over the death on Anne Nicole smith. I'm happy, no more of the diet pill commercial were she has 1 line that she said 12 times.
6. Additional Incentive.
The best thing i can think of is the Girls Gone Wild commercial were you not only get the Marti Gras and Spring Break video, but the new one with the chicks in space (not making that up).

Nautical Nonsense.

I wish i knew were the tile came from. There's nothing about boats, the oceans, or lakes. The only thing that comes close is Sponge Bob, and he's only mention once in this story. I didn't understand the relationship between the Wal-Mart Cashier and the Customer. At first I thought the Customer was some crazy jerk that got off on shocking other people by what he said. Its not until the very end do you understand the two characters and there relationship.

The Life and Works of Alponse Kauders.

After reading the first page, I though it was going to be a boring piece of shit. As I read on, this story only got better and better. You had to take notes of what was said, because a couple lines down they would use the same idea again. One being about how Alphonse hated horse, later down the page it said Alphonse hated people almost as much as horses.
I was hoping that Alphonse was a real person, but as you read on the story only become so crazy that you know he's not real. The number 7 is in this story about 100 times. I wish he was real I'd like to meet him.

Lost In the Bush.

When reading "Lost In the Bush" i often felt lost. I did not understand the relationship between the narrator and Rusty. In the beginning he talks about meeting Rusty at the Outback Steakhouse, but throughout the whole story Rusty calls the narrator "Cousin".
My favorite part of the whole story deal with the narrators logic about McDonald's and child molesters.
Premise 1. McDonald's serves all their customers proudly.
Premise 2. Child molesters are customers at McDonald's.
Conclusion: Therefore McDonald's proudly serves child molesters.